But moments ago, in need of a
To both my amusement and horror, I actually said these words to Andy as he scratched his head scanning for a cleared surface for his Lowes purchases, : "Just throw another towel on top and add a layer. Why not?".
Maybe because it is unhealthy and just plain gross. Who does this? (I know, I know only a fucktard, that is who.) When did towels become shelves? As a first grade teacher with no filing cabinet, my favorite response anyone asking "Where should I put this": "Any flat surface will do."
Apparently, I have dropped my standards to include even highly irregular surfaces.
I was
Woman Suffocates Under Piles Of Clutter In Home
Rose's husband believes she fell while looking for the phone in the house this week and suffocated. There were so many piles of items that the man did not realize she was dead in the home.....click to continue reading
I thought the article was a wind-up. Actually a large part of me still does. Bonkers. Good though
ReplyDeleteWait...stacking is bad? Remind me to never ever show you a photo of my desk. I was thinking that whole towel in between layers thing sounds down right refined!
ReplyDeleteSorry UG
ReplyDeleteElly, you are my hero!
My husband is a stacker, piler, pack rat..you name it. Makes me insane. And that news article was funny. Oops, I mean sad. :)
ReplyDeleteHappy Holidays to you.
At least you try to category the piles of stuff with the towels aka dividers. That is brilliant. You should submit your idea to "Simple" magazine. They love these ideas.
ReplyDeletebrilliant or gross. whichever. it is true that my need to compartmentalize is greater than most. your positive and flattering comments and spin are what is brilliant.
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