Things I Won't Climb On
Written By: Bert
Toys I Won't Destroy
Written By: Tara, the Australian Cattle Dog
Yummy Meals at Our House
Written By: Yours Truly
All The Ways I Get Laid
Written By: My Sweet Andy
Things I Won't Cry About
Written By: Ernie
**Bert and Ernie are the alias's I have assigned my children ages 1 and 3.
If you have any good ones, please share in the comments section.
I did this post awhile back, but it's along the same lines.
ReplyDeletehttp://unknownmami.blogspot.com/2009/07/5-incredibly-short-books-written-by-me.html
1.Fertile Wasteland: A Guide to Barren Abundance
2.Vengeful Forgiveness/A Spiteful Pardon
3.Dirty Chastity, The Virgin Prostitute ( A Novel)
4.Faking Authenticity By Being a Legitimate Fraud
5.The Peaceful Warmonger's Path To Compassionate Massacre
Pile on another vote for Faking Authenticity. It makes me think of when I offer a sincere apology in the name of humbling the person I am seeking forgiveness from...like when I worked at Starbucks and had out of control customers whom I pretended to extend an offer of consolation. Here is the link to that post. It is one of my favorites although it highlights what an ass I am. http://ijonc.blogspot.com/2009/07/starbucks-madness.html
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