Things I Won't Climb On
Written By: Bert
Toys I Won't Destroy
Written By: Tara, the Australian Cattle Dog
Yummy Meals at Our House
Written By: Yours Truly
All The Ways I Get Laid
Written By: My Sweet Andy
Things I Won't Cry About
Written By: Ernie
**Bert and Ernie are the alias's I have assigned my children ages 1 and 3.
If you have any good ones, please share in the comments section.
