Tripping Out

Straight Line:  The shortest distance between two points. I dare you to effectively maneuver through our minuscule house.  Do this, moving a maximum of 3 objects out of your way, while carrying an armful of something.   Traverse in one steady direction without tripping or dropping part of your load.   I dare you.  King Simon will be circling nervously at your feet, pathetic and hoping for a walk or some love. Little people will be following evvvvver-sooooo-sloooooowleeeee from in front(of you, yes following from in front) and the labyrinth of toys might present a facade of access to your path.  Good luck.  

Who am I to complain about the effects of having 2 healthy boys,  a wealth of nice  toys in a home we can afford in a terrific location (if you consider the ghetto terrific).... and the sweet and gentle dog who only my boys adore.