What I said : Ernie, How about if you wait until I finish changing your brother to tell me about that book? It will be easier for mommy to hear and answer you.
What I might have thought for one brief moment: Please oh please be quiet and don't ask,tell, or show me anything for at least 10 minutes. Nothing. Just 10 tiny fucking quiet minutes. No, on second thought, make that 10 silent minutes. I promise to immediately resume with our tired and circular Q&A sessions.
And off I went pushing the 2 carts. Really??
What I said to Andy: I am going to take my shower. I will enjoy it more if the kids engage in something outside of the bathroom and even away from the door.
What I might have liked to say: If you keep the children
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