Dear Driver of little German sports car,
This morning I was touched by your desire to be soo close to me. What, with my silly old mommy van. Previously I might have assumed you were, you know, better than me. It is cool that you wanted to stay right beside me. Because of this intimacy with you, I was able to intuit from your behavior that you
In my commitment to your pleasure and mine, I maintained the two car lengths in front of me, only speeding up as needed to match your pace. In the end, I felt sad when without notice or blinker, you dropped back and committed to the giant space behind me. Was it me? Was it something I did that led to our split. That almost frantically sudden turn in your cute little car. Was that to get away from me? Anyway, it can get pretty lonely being a stay home mom with the babies. So I thank you for my minutes of connection with another adult. You must have sensed my need. Thank you again for your generous consideration.
Hottie in the Van