After changing an enormous poop diaper on your bed with zero protection, go ahead and plan to wash your comforter. And that saves a heap of time, unlike, throwing down the changing pad or a shirt. Anything. Also, if a giant poopy diaper has been changed on your bed, and you spot, in that region, some spattery spreckled spots matching the diaper contents' color, it is probably unnessary to sniff to "see what it is".
shit!
In the midst of divorce, now, more than ever, my children look to me. "They look to me to see how merciful and generous I am in good times. They look to me to see how strong and faithful I am in bad times. They watch, they listen, and they model. Years from now I want my children to remember a childhood lived well, with a mother who was loving, consistent, devoted, funny, disciplined, playful, and totally present and emotionally available."(Kristin Armstrong)
That's nasty. Also, never lick what you think is dijon mustard.
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure which made me "snort" harder, your post, or the mustard comment!!!
ReplyDeleteAh, the joys of motherhood. My all time favorite is "is that poop or chocolate?".
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PS- Anthing wet is probably pee.
The habit of conducting sniff test is hard to break, I tell ya. probably hard wired into human brains from when we were cavemen.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the other tip, mepsipax. LOL.
Ha ha ha ha ha So happy to be past the diaper stage
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