The obliviousness of my husband's father, whom I struggle to call Father In Law, is maddening. He is Mr. Fucking McGoo. No clue whatsoever of the wake of destruction he leaves behind.
The following is a list of would-be titles by yours truly:
- Laid Back Parenting
- The Spotless Home
- The Well Rested Mom (which leads to my next title)
- My Interminable Sex Drive: 911 I Cannot Stop
- Putting Yourself First
- My Super Tight Body
- Priority Pet Care After Children
- Extreme Self Confidence
- The Accomplished Blogger
- What Now? On Efficient Time Management: When Its All Taken Care of.
- And with some of my remaining spare time, I just may pen a few on peace and forgiveness.