He twitters the cynical, the outrageous, the bitter, and the wisdom of his father's frequent mini-rants. Succinctly relayed with equal parts laughter, benevolence, and respect.If you are uncomfortable with words like shit,fuck, goddam, and jesus christ, you should probably avoid Justin and his father.
A few of his dad's sage manifestos:
"Everybody's broke, so here's the rule for Christmas this year; if you still shit your pants, you get a present. Otherwise tough shit."
"Son, no one gives a shit about all the things your cell phone does. You didn't invent it, you just bought it. Anybody can do that."
"I hate paying bills... Son, don't say "me too." I didn't say that looking to relate to you. I said it instead of "go away."
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