Friday, September 11, 2009


Any excuse at all to neglect myself...
Today, I finally, after more than a year, get to visit the dentist. While most would offer extra vigilance to caring for their mouths in anticipation of upcoming inspection. NOT ME. I become an even more apathetic flosser, banking on the full overhaul and lecture regarding the state of my gums. This is gross and risky. None the less, I do it. Similarly, when going to get my hair colored or trimmed, I arrange for it to get extra greasy and out of control. I feel an enhanced benefit from the more contrasting outcome.

poor sweet immaculate Andy


  1. I am finally getting a chance to catch up on blogs, noticed you've been following mine, and am happy to follow back because you are expletive, ex-pluh-TIVE hilarious. I also let myself go when I know some professional can soon be counted on to admonish and fix me for it. You just reminded me I need a dentist appointment, too.

  2. I'm a dental slacker myself. I can totally relate to this post :)


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