Last night, while not sleeping, some more, I mentally invented Auto-thesauraus.
Why have I not yet stumbled upon such a function? If it is not yet in existence, why? There are certain words in dire need of retirement from my vocabulary, aside from fuck, shit, and god damn which still have a lot of life in them, as far as I am concerned. One day, when I am well rested and allowed to interact outside cyber and toddler worlds, I believe my higher than average abilities in language maybe restored. I enjoy great quantities of time cruising online thesauri(that is queer but correct, i think) to assign substitutes for my 3rd grade and overworked vocabulary. Without these words at the root of all my N*V*DO(noun verb direct object) sentences, I am lost. I have initiated my list for submission to the auto-thesaurus function, which would seek and automatically replace listed words and mark for approval.
- and of course....Fuck