Monday, November 9, 2009

If I Had a Magic Wand

With my magic wand, I would ease the pain of Bert's teething, enabling a slumber for each of us in excess of 2.5 hours. Some recuperative sleep would offer necessary energy to direct my wand toward legitimate calamities:  poverty, illness, mean people, and ignorance. And I mean world-wide, not just  within my own family.  Devilish laughter.

What would you do with your wand?

Andy, if you are reading this, I am certain I know what you would be doing with your magic wand.  Soon.


  1. altruisticly I would end pain and hunger. Selfishly, be thin. lol

  2. I would borrow your wand for my daughter.


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