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Thursday, September 17, 2009

Stuck On You

When Bert eats,  food particles often settle with comical precision.  A tuna goatee or a Hitler bread mustache stuck squarely between his nose and mouth.  Hitler, not funny.  Tiny square bread mustache, very funny, maybe hilarious.


A cheerio squashed to his bottom tagging along wherever he crawls.
The orange whale sticker  adhered dangerously close to King Simon's poop shoot.
A Kix cereal ball dangling (for days) from king Simon's schnauzer scruff.


Paper balls in a persons hair.
Toilet Paper on an unsuspecting person's shoe.
Even  3 year old Ernie giggles and points,  affirming this instinct for those with keenly evolved senses of humor.

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