Here is a portion of the list sent by Andy:
The World's Shortest Books:
THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY
By Jane Fonda, Illustrated by Michael Moore
MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS &
HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA
By Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton
Coauthored by George W. Bush
THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL
By Hillary Clinton
THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
By Bill Gates
MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
By O. J. Simpson
I thought of many good ones, but because they are personal, they would only spark laughter from those who know the assigned authors....and mostly they are not kind or flattering to the would-be authors. However, the 2 below seem fine for posting.
Nurturing Family Connections
By: My Parents and Andy's
Consideration: When Its All You Know
By: Andy's 2 Older Sisters
The following is a list of would-be titles by yours truly:
- Relaxed Parenting
- The Magic of the Mother Daughter Experience (I have 2 sons:)
- Putting Yourself First
- Loving Your Pets After Having Children
- Extreme Self Confidence
- Excessive Cleaning: When You Just Can't Quit
- Maintaining the Super Tight Body
This thought pattern reminds me of "Would you rather?". The possibilities are infinite and and in my opinion, hysterical.
If a good one comes to mind, please share in the form of a comment.
Taking Lengthy Naps: by Bert
ReplyDeleteLetting Mom Get Some Shit Done: by Ernie
Conservation of Diapers: by Bert&Ernie
Smelling Fresh: by King Simon
Being a Considerate Neighbor: Man in shit shack next door